Tasties in a Half Shell

Q: Why did God invent armadillos?

A: So that rednecks can have 'possum on the half-shell.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's...Skinny	Yo mama's so dumb... you were born	KFC: Our Daily Chicken	The Engineer's Love Life
Two Things About a Blonde	Yo Mama's So Fat... Tie	Redneck Christmas Shopping	A Small Journey Through Hell
Jungle Fever	Sons Devoted to Mom	Germans Love Limbaugh	The CIA had an opening for an assassin.
Blonde Lightning Storm	Golf Fatality	The Wet and the Blonde	You Might Be A Redneck
You Know You're Old	Condom Size Tester	77 vs 69	Gay Picnic
Redneck Truck	Little Wanky	Blonde Riding Shotgun	We're Talking Small
Yo mama's So Stupid...Hooked	Two Men and A Refrigerator	Your momma is so fat the back of neck looks ...	Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo Mama's So Fat...	The Bill Clinton Sale	Yo mama's So Fat	Elevator Scene
Pickle Slicer	Hot Dog	Psychology Class	Yo mama's Teeth... Traffic
Dikfer	I Am Confused. Really, Really Confused.	Yo Mama's So Hunchbacked	WARNING virus: ALERT NERDS
Accident on the Golf Course	Blonde Bird Watcher	Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face	Bush Gets Testy
Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Hollywood Lessons	If Resumes Told the Truth	Bush Gets Testy
A Fashion Sense	Osama is Dead