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What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on their wedding night?

"Now I know why you named your company Microsoft!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Lucky Frog	Baked beans and their delightful tune	Talking Italian	Swinging Redneck
Supermarket Mother	You might be a redneck if your daddy...	Blondes and Waterskiing	Yo mama's so fat... bath
You So Ugly	Viagra for Gramps	Clinton/Elian Gonzales	Blondes and Gas Stations
Yo mama's So Poor	Arkansas: It's A Wild Place	Clinton's Protection	Paper Street
A Redneck Retaliation	Blondes and Turtles	Ed Zachery Disease	Redneck Teeth
Yo Mama's So Fat... Telephone Company	Yo Mama's So Skinny	A setback in Iraqi-American relations	A man at a retirement home was walking ...
Playing Doctor	Yo Mama's So Old	Blond Father	Chores on the Farm
Lawyer in a Tree	Louisiana Heritage	Elevator Scene	Understanding Marketing
Yo Mama's Halloween	Yo mama is like a brick...	Bumper Crop O' Bumper Stickers	Getting Weighed
Optimistic Jack	Ouch!	You might be a redneck if...	Workplace Farting: Options Explored
Man Quiz -- Are You Trained?	Yo mama's so fat... Redwoods	Yo mama's so ugly	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES
Blonde Coffee Drinker	Bush Gets Testy	Redneck and Bugs	Think About It
Gary Condit's Pants	Duck, Duck, Lawyer