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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Oh, Those Darn Lawyers	Using Computers for a Gratuitous Screw Reference	Nailing Osama	Vampires in a Bar
Redneck Parkin' Lot	Words Of Wisdom, Graduates!	Yo mama's So Poor	Clinton & KFC
We're Studying Hard	What Did A Lawyer Name His ...	Peanut In Your Ear	Bacon in My Ear
Yo mama's So Stupid	Don't Knock It	Osama Bin Lighted	Yo mama's So Fat
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Dirty Tricks	Wallet and Genitals	Jingle Balls
That's tacky	This Joke is Bananas!	Redneck Feast	Things Dubya Shouldn't Say
American Divorce	Laptop	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes	Marriage Made In Heaven
Yo momma so dumb she ...	Brunette, Blonde, Brunette	Blonde Trying to Eat	The Quotable Marion Barry
Lawyer in a Tree	Democrat's Concession	Coming to America	Roy the Rooster
Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	Nun vs. Woman	Stumbling and Mumbling	Executive Rimmin'
Yo mama's so old... antique shop	Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	Man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 ...	Screwed, For Sure
Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate	Blonde and Goldfish	Y'might Be A Redneck	Bulimic Bachelor Party
A Real Ball Buster	Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?