Guns don't kill....

Guns don't kill people.

Texans kill people.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bra & Hat	Canni Ball!	Elephant Tampon	Chew on this
Sunday School	Yo Mama	The Lord Will Provide	Chuckie Cheese Please
Designated drunkard	Blonde with Money	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yum!
Double Wide	Important Question	Blonde Horse Sense	Morning at the White House
Yo mama's So Ugly	Bar: Guy and a Picture of a Hottie	You Might Be A Redneck...Deer	Dikfer
Yo mamma's so retarded...	Mommy, mommy... circles	Smoke It	Yo mama's So Stupid
A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	Redneck Baseball	Blonde and Clock	Rabbit Breakout
Dentata	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo mama's...Ugly
Banging and Banking	Why don't witches wear panties?	Lawyers Love Sushi!	The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits
Birdie Poem	I'll Broke That Stock, Nudge, Nudge	Blonde Test	A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...
That's tacky	Yo mama's So Nasty	Yo Mama's So Fat... Got Lost	White, Slimy, & Horny
Full Speed Ahead	Pinocchio and Splinters	Rooster in His Declining Years	Redneck Underwear
Heckle Me Harder	Juicy Squirt