Mopeds and Fat Ladies

What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common? They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton and a lightbulb	Osama Gets Loaded	Airplane Hijinx	What's Black?
Blonde's Vocabulary	Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	Blonde and Dictionary	The 11th Commandment
Republican Lightbulb Replacement Policy	Parrot-Prostitutes	Can't Take You Anywhere	Dr. Feelgood
No Arms, No Legs... Urinal	Spermally Speaking	Nudist BMOC	Yo mama's so stupid... order
Free Sex Contestants	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Oxygen	Elephant...Cherry Tree	Blonde Overdue
Bombing Works	Smart Pills	A blonde was cooking dinner	Yo mama's So Fat... born
Toothbrush	Law School Graduation Gift	Yo mama's...Fat	Hairclub for Women
Yo mama's So Ugly	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Blonde Gets Job	Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach
I See You!	This Joke is Bananas!	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Eye Exam
Hot Dog	Redneck Feast	Fish TV	Get Your Feet Wet
Yo Mama's So Dirty	David's Brother David	Yo mama's so old... antique shop	Yo Mama's So Small
Arctic Hooker	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	Black and White and Red All Over	Martian Sex
Yum!	Please pass the mayo