Elephant Tampon

Q: What does an elephant use as tampon?

A: A sheep.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's so hairy... Tarzan	Dwarf Eskimo	Bzzzz	Two nuns from France were coming to New York...
Fast Food	Current Administration	Osama = Crabs?	Yo Mama's So Skinny
Peanut In Your Ear	Sanitary Blonde	Slippery Doorknob	Drunken Man and Blonde
Yo Mama's So Hairy	Burried 10 Feet Under	Homosexual	Yo mama's...Stupid
Tickle Me Dirty Politics	Yo mama's So Old	Elevator Scene	Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines
Dubya 'Do.	Blonde Trying to Eat	Women Pass Less Gas	Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator
Yo mama's...Old	Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss	Yo mama's so Nasty	Pickled Bread
Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bacon	your mama's glasses......your mama's ...	Another Dumb Mama Joke
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress	Where's the Blow Hole	Blonde Horse Sense
All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!	You might be a redneck if...	Shrinking, Red Narcissist	Blondes and Virgins
Vampires in a Bar	Ba Ba Black Sheep	Dr. Feelgood	Christmas In Heaven
Man Beats Dog	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Yo Daddy Is So Bald	Special Remedy
Mrs. Shagwell	C.E.O. D.U.M.B