Hate to Brag

I hate to brag, but if I was sitting on the toilet, and got the hiccups, I'd siphon the bowl dry!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Ugly	Lay off	Nasty Mama	Blonde with Half a Brain
Ancient Chinese Torture	Potatoes Hotatoes	Hooked On Dem Jets	Blonde Loses Sweet Job
Redneck Death	Yo mama's...Fat	Be Careful With That Viagra	Call Me Back
West Virginia Custody Battle	Runny Noodle	350 Pounder?	Blonde Lightbulb
Yo Mama's So Fat...	White, Slimy, & Horny	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Oxygen	Yo Mama's So Fat... doctor's office
Confusing Blonde	Brunette Shopping	Bunny Love	Yo mama's So Ugly
Bush Fans	Sleeping Blonde	Yo mama's so Fat	Understanding Marketing
Blonde Girlfriend	Hans Across Iraq	Yo mama is so dumb...	Blonde and a Brunette on a Cliff
Blondes and Airplanes	Blonde and a Pig	Shoot The Pig	Toe Curl
Go Fish	Homosexual	Don't Eat the Brown Ones	Dictaphone
Substituting Rats for Lawyers	What's the difference between a blonde...	Ugly mama and a tail	You Might Be A Redneck...Truck
Clinton's Music	Nursing Home	A Natural Blind	Yo mama's so dumb...
Blonde Testing Center	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...