Broomsticks

Why don't witches wear undies?

To get better grip on their brooms.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Osama Gets Loaded	Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...	Redneck Anthem	POV
Why did the blonde get fired...	Yo Mama's So Ugly	B-Day Sex	Gay Church
What Didja Learn?	The CIA had an opening for an assassin.	Yo mama's So Poor	Parakeet Cereal
The Nuns and The Blind Man	Yo mama's...fat	Yo Mama's So Greasy	Capitol Parrot
What's Worse?	Grass Eater	The Millennium Kid	Free Sex with Fill Up
Yo mama's...Dumb	Yo Mama's So Stupid	A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Good Girl...Bad Girl
Yo Mama's so ugly... smiles	Upside Down Blonde	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Yo Mama's So Poor
Redneck Computer Lingo	Yo Mama's so fat... Liposuction	Wedding Night	What a Gasser
If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers	Pre-Nuptial Agreements	Scratchy Lottery	A falling out
Blonde and Elephants	A man's logic	Get Him Off Me Or I'll Sue!	You Might Be A Redneck
Puzzle Pieces	The Seven Dwarfs	The Blind Guy Polemic	I scream for ice cream
Flour Patch	DJ's First Day of School	Yo mama sooooo dumb	Osama = Crabs?
Octogenarian Barroom Chat	Guns don't kill....