The State of Lawyers

Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and California has all the lawyers? Because New Jersey got first pick!!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Leggy Blonde	Yo Mama's Version of Safe Sex	Chillin' Biddies	Blonde Rows of Corn
Yo mama's So Fat	Eating is a Sport	National Bird	Yo Mama's So Fat... TV
Fifty Cent Piece	Pop Goes The Blonde	Two Sperm	Pigskin Pro
Hillbilly Animal Etiquette	Constipation	Perfumed Blonde	Mail Order Blonde
Return the Dog	Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong	You Can't Put HimTogether Again	Pointless
Blonde in Your Fridge	Popularity Is A Relative Term	Yo Mama's Animal Cookies	Fooled You
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow	Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story	M&M's	Empty Cheeze Whiz
Talking Out of Your Ass	Professor of Logic	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shocks	Yo Mama's So Fat... Disease
How do you drown a blonde?	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach	Sleepwalking Nun
Taliban Poetic Justice	Snowblonde	Roadkill	Olllllld Lawyer
Condoms	Work Blows	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes	Yo mama's So Ugly
Pigskin Pro	Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip	Octogenarian Barroom Chat	Vampire Date
No-So-Dumb Blonde	J.Lo and doorknobs