Mechanic's Lube

How do you know a mechanic just got lucky?

One of his fingers is clean.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's so poor...	Guess Who?	Use Your Pituitary	A Road Trip to Yo Mama
First Day Out	Flour Patch	The Last Southern Virgin	Like Father Like Son
Like Father Like Son	A Shave and a Shine	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate	A Small Journey Through Hell
77 vs 69	Yo mama's So Fat	Blonde Cell Death	Republican Lightbulb Replacement Policy
First Cut is the Deepest	Dr. Doctor	Sunroof You All Night Long	Yo mama's...Fat
Yo Mama's so Fat... God	How do you drown a blonde?	Yo mama's So Stupid	If You Could!
Microsoft and a Halter Top	Gary Condit's Lifeboat	Small Things	Sex Advice
A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	Southern Foreplay	You Might Be A Redneck...Subdivision	Blonde in Freezer
Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate	You're So Poor...Christmas	Blonde Car Hijinx!	George W. and Moses
Chucky at the Movies	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Bin Laid	David Beckham Redux
Rednecks' Teeth	Three Gay Men	Bill Of No Rights	Yo mama's so fat... leg
Confucius...Sausage	Yo mama so dirty...	Yo mama's...Fat	Beer Translations
The Blind Guy Polemic	Soy Toy