Breakfast of Champions

Yo mama so stupid, she opened up a box of Cheerios and said, "Look, my Alphabet Soup spells 'Ooooo.'

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton's Protection	Jeffrey Dahmer and Lorena Bobbit	Yo mama is so stupid...	Feel the Hot Burn of Shame!!!
A Few Good Lawyers	Redneck...TV Antenna	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Yo mama's So Old
Mama knows how to have fun	Greek Navy	National Bird	Yo Mama's So Fat... Polka Dot...
Helisoft	Yo mama's So Ugly	What's funnier than a zombie baby?	How do you drown a blonde?
The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom	Thank You For Flying With Us	Bombing Works	Aliens Attack
Eat Your Vegetables	Hungry Mama	Glories of old age II	Joystick (Ya Get It?)
A Toast	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Lightbulb <----> Law Professor	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
Man Walks Into a Lawyer's Office...	Three words that describe Britney Spears	Yo mama's...Fat	Early Stages of Viagra Development
Yo mama's so stupid... tv	Lawyer in a Tree	Dr. Feelgood	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Record
Bin Laid	Teaching A Buncha Hooligans	Beans & Onions: Delicious	Yo mama's So Old
The Eyes Have It	I Can Tell This Job Sucks Already	You Might Be A Redneck If... Prom	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys
The Housebroken Redneck	Bishop And The Ass	Lawyers 'n' Shingles	Osama is Dead
Yo mama's So Stupid	Mechanic's Lube