Blondes and Pianos

Why are Blondes like pianos?

Because when they're not upright they are grand!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's so poor...	Lawyer and Sperm	If Ever You're Choking...	Words Of Wisdom, Graduates!
Helisoft	Genital Mutilation is Funny	Cartwheeling for Cash	Signs You've Been Partying Too Much
Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Yo mama's So Poor	Blondes Doing the Wave
What Sex is Polly?	Yo mama's So Old	Yo mama's so ugly... met yo daddy	You Might Be A Redneck If...Whiskey
Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Yo mama's so fat...	Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story	David Beckham
Louisiana Heritage	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	First Class	You Might Be a Redneck if You Pee Like a
Rebuilding New York & Afghanistan	Liberal Jokes	Yo mama's So Flat	That's A Buncha Bull
Divided By A Common Language	The Paperboy	Men's English	Yo mama's So Stupid
50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...	Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	What do you call Satan and a lawyer?	Pitching a Tent
Put It On Your Organ	Shipwrecked	Sports and Virility	Made in Canada
A sailor walked into a bar with a small ...	I See You!	Blonde and Doorknobs	Joke for Limeys
The Blond Date	Spermally Speaking	Banker Joke	Old Ladies and The Flasher
What P.M.S. Stands For	Pound for Pound