Blonde Chainsaw Massacre

What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw?

Dead!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Saint Patrick's Day Bar Troubleshooting	Please pass the mayo	Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements	Talking Italian
What do you call 88 rednecks...	Paper Street	Peeping Tom vs. A Pickpocket	In The Navy
Husbands' Performance	Yo mama's So Ugly	Pee On A Ferrari	Scooby Doo
Lying through your tooths	Yo mama's So Stupid	Roman Warrior	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys
Winnie the Pooh	Topless Sunbather	Yo mama's...Stupid	What's the difference between a...
Redneck Death	Higher Larnin'	Piano Solo	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Oxygen
Wizard of Oz	Yo mama's so stupid...	Higher Larnin'	I Had a Dream
Yo mama's...Fat	Cheerleading Tryouts	Political Pampers	Blonde Jokes
Clinton's Protection	Blonde on the Run	Yo Mama's Underwear	The Blonde & The Coke Machine
The Blondes and the Rocking Party	Sensitive Men	Brunette Meets Genie	Saddam Hussein was sitting down wondering ...
Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha	Having to Take a Whisper	She's So Blonde... Blood Test	Brunette Shopping
You Work for the Government When:	Bush is a Puppet?	Ceramic Guys	An Ugly Position
A Letter From A Redneck Mother To Her Son	You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera