A Prayer Before Dying

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Virgin Trucker	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Blonde's Medical Exam	Comfortable
Yo mama's So Poor	Exotic Male Dancer	Three Hellos	The Poopie List
Three words that describe Britney Spears	One hungry Bush...	77 vs 69	Fair-Haired Science Fair
Inventions	Blonde Bird	Birds of Paradise	What Didja Learn?
Blonde's Wine	The Blonde & The Coke Machine	Name Those Tracks	Work Blows
Guns don't kill people, Blonds kill people	How to Sell a Bible	Yo mama's...Bus	SF Pregnancy Rate
Fishing For a Sale	Yo Mama... B#$%*	Reverend	Jesus and Moses
Brunette Shopping	Professor of Logic	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	You might be i redneck if you drive your ...
Goose & Lawyer	Cerebral Blonde	Clinton's Favorite Things	Fortune 500
Yo mama's...Fat	Jerome is Dead!	You Might be a Redneck	Yo mama's So Flat
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Redneck on the Radio	Condoms	Get yo fingers bit
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Blond Father	Blonde Suicide	Big Ben Blonde
You Might Be A Redneck	A falling out