Two Sperm

Two sperm are walking down the street. How do you know which one is happy?

It's the one with egg on its face!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Hits the Ground Last	Blonde Chainsaw Massacre	Espanol para Matadors	Fair-Haired Science Fair
How does a blonde try to kill a fish?	You Might Be A Redneck If...In-Laws	You So Ugly	Close But No Cigar
Clinton/Elian Gonzales	The Blind Man and the Whore	Legalese	You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Sheepish	Yo mama's...Old	Erin Go Bra Shopping
Twelve Inch Pianist	Yo Mama's Like a Brick	If You Could!	X-Miss
The Archaeologist's Wife	Lip Service	Blonde...Passenger	I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office
Burying Osama	You Might Be a Redneck if...	Screwdrivin' Clinton	Yo mama's...Fat
Hiding In The Closet	Chores on the Farm	Bush Visits a Nursing Home	Stoopit Pickup Lines
Nasty Mama	Double Wide	Dear Old Dad	Pee On A Ferrari
Ronald McDonald In A Nudist colony	Yo mama's...Ugly	Return the Dog	Shop At WalRusMart
Yo Mama's Speed Dial	The Farmer's Daughters	Yo Daddy Is So Bald	Yo Mama's So Fat... Klumps
You might be a redneck if...	Laxative Cough Therapy	Snowmen and Snowwomen	Laxative Cough Therapy
You Might Be A Redneck...Rat Trap	The Blond Date