Redneck Drivers

The U.S. Government decided to take an experiment to see what people say right before they get into an auto accident. 89% of the people in 49 states said: 'Oh, shit!' In Texas 94% said: 'Hold my beer. Watch this.'

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Three Stupid Wives	Tank Girl	Yo mama's So Fat...Speed Bumps	Things Found Only In America
Nailing Osama	Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium	Blonde in the Third Grade	You Might Be A Redneck If...Hairdo
Made in Canada	Two Sperm	Yo mama's so Fat	A Roomful of Rednecks
Constipation	Sex-Obsessed Blonde	The Poopie List	Baywatch
Surprise Package	Yo Mama's so fat... broke	Gary Condit's M.O.	Dubya 'n' Drugs
Lip Service	Jane's Dirty Mind	You Might Be In A Redneck Hotel	Frosty
What a Gasser	West Virginia Custody Battle	Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...
10	Yo mama's...Ugly	Men's English	Yo mama's So Poor
Nuns Should Beware San Francisco Buses	Five Surgeons	Redneck Hitchiker	Bubba Claus
Fooled You	Captured Blonde	Fish TV	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish
Sex Contract	Fascinating	Scags Who Blew Bill	Yo mama's so fat... road
Tooth	The Worst Hostage Drama In The World	Penis Requests a Raise	Prune Pizza
The Blonde and the Zipper	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application