Yo Mama's so fat... scale

Yo' mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said, “Please step out of the car!”

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Helisoft	My First Time	Comfortable	The Three Horses of the Apocalypse
Clinton/Elian Gonzales	Weiner Eater	Redneck Truck	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti
Redneck Ghost Story	Redneck Engineering Exam	Be Careful With That Viagra	Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip
Blonde in a Barber Shop	Tap Dancin'	Add It Up: Relationship Guide	Yo mama is so nasty...
Lawyers Off Bridge...	Blonde Lightbulb	Hannibal Lecter 'n' Britney	After the Honeymoon...
Yo Mama's Halloween	Get yo fingers bit	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Record	Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop
Gonna Marry	Blonde Nurse	Mechanical Sex	Yo Mama's so dumb... car
Condom Size Tester	Mountain Bike	Yo Mama is Like a Stamp	Blonde Brought Gun to Wedding
Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Yo mama's So Lazy	Corpsalicious!	Jane's Addiction
Skip To My Fool	Hollywood Lessons	Y'might Be A Redneck	Puzzling
Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	Dinner's On The Table	Big-Busted/Small-Busted Women	60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
Definition of Agony	Sneezy	77	Redneck in a Suit
Redneck Meets Bill Gates	The Blue Eye