Monster Valentine

Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's?

Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you.

Boy Monster: Is it still beating?

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Baked beans and their delightful tune	Blonde - Transplant	Christmas Carol Parrot	Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams
Yo mama's so fat... drive-in	Bumper Sticker Sayings	Ignorance	Yo mama's football knowledge
Okie Jokie	Yo mama's So Fat... Leather	Redneck Ghost Story	Diplomacy Definition
Blonde Battallion	The Painter & Her Eyesight	Genie-wine	A Real Ball Buster
Little Voice	Chair Man of the Board	Snack Food	The Seven Dwarfs
Frenchman and Farm Animals	Yo Mama's So Stank	Respecting the First Lady	Good Girl...Bad Girl
Yo mama's So Stupid	Free Sex Contestants	Play Dead	The Redneck's Milk
Upside Down Blonde	Man Walks Into a Lawyer's Office...	Redneck Computer Lingo	That Fly
Bimbo Joke	Southern Foreplay	Yo mama's So Ugly	Stuck in the middle
Yo mama's...Ugly	Blonde and License Plates	Chuckie Cheese Please	Yo mama's...fat
Genie in a bottle	Yo Mama	Mommy Almost Died	Gum
Nun vs. Woman	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	Be Careful What You Wish For	Boo Hoo
Bush and Bill	Snowblonde