Yo mama's So Ugly

Yo' mama so ugly, it takes her a half hour to walk a block -- 'cause she stops at all the hydrants!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	What's Rough and Hairy?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Butt	Yo mama's Teeth So Crooked
Sliding Doors	Easter Egg Hunt	LSD Cocktail	Yo Mama's So Skinny
Please pass the mayo	Plaster Lawyers	Lawyers' Lucky Break	Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip
Arkansas: It's A Wild Place	Tickle These, Elmo	It Ain't Margarita	Yo mama's So Flat
Clinton's Favorite Things	Gary Condit's M.O.	High Sperm Count	Blonde Bird
Louisiana Heritage	The Redneck-Unabomber Connection	Yo mama's So Stinky	Your mother is obese...
Blonde vs. Crime Rate	Yo mama's So Fat	Viagra Diet	Scratch Those Thangs
Blonde Coffee Drinker	Three Girls Go Camping	Yo Mama's Underwear	Father to Blonde Daughter
Rump Roastin'	Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	Yo mama's...Plane	Shipwrecked
Optimistic Jack	JFKaput	Gross Siamese Tongue	Blonde's Wine
Blonde Brushing Hair	Homeward Blonde	The Wet and the Blonde	Blondes at Sea
Houston Schoolin'	Losin' It	Men 'n' Lightbulbs	Paying the Price of Marriage
There she blows	Bathtub Anxieties