Redneck Drivers

The U.S. Government decided to take an experiment to see what people say right before they get into an auto accident. 89% of the people in 49 states said: 'Oh, shit!' In Texas 94% said: 'Hold my beer. Watch this.'

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.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Q. Whats the difference between George W. ...	Man and Pharmacist	Redneck... Fast Food	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Blonde Skydiver	First Day Out	Blonde in a Round Room	Yo mama's So Hairy
The Blonde's Pregnancy Scare	Drivers' Ed	Blonde Looking for a Job	A Real Ball Buster
New Improved Lawnmowers	Nutty Hunters	Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks	Pay-Per-Blonde
Fair-Haired Science Fair	You Bet Your (Sex) Life	Hack Golfer	Perfumed Blonde
Still Together	Cris Cross	Law School Graduation Gift	Yo Mama's So Fat... Army
God Save The Dairy Queen	Snowmen and Snowwomen	Osama is Celebate	Arkansas Toothbrush
A Helpful Man	Banana Peel	In Arkansas They Got Grody Teeth	What a Gasser
Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	If Ever You're Choking...	Tasty, tasty fat!	Princess Di and Thomas
Ugly mama and a tail	Steroid Breast Stroke	Blonde and Doorknobs	Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law
Be Careful What You Wish For	White, Slimy, & Horny	Yo mama's breath stink so bad...	Redneck Birth Control... Cherrybomb
How To Sell Lawnmowers	Yo mama's so fat...	Roy the Rooster	Gay Midget
You Might Be A Redneck If...Match	Blonde Bummer