How many blondes does it take...

How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
100. 99 to peel the M&M's and one to mix the batter!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Dumb	One Good Deed	Bin Laid	Coming to America
Yo mama's So Old	Yo Mama... Shotgun	Code for Sex	Your teeth are so busted...
All I Want Is a Beer!	Round and Round It Goes	After Great Britain's Beer Festival...	Blonde Who Has it All
Three Hellos	Yo Mama's So Fat... Jenny Craig	In the back woods of Arkansas...	Bush Has Feelings Too
Potential & Reality	The Raffle	Yo mama's so poor, she only has...	Heffahump
Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's So Hairy	Yo mama's So Fat	Lawyers' Lucky Break
Iraqi Law	Viagra Diet	Flies Have Wings, Why?	Relay Race
Florida Orange Growers	You Might Be A Redneck...Porch	Blonde - Elmo Factory	In the back woods of Arkansas...
Blonde Braincells	The Three Nuns	Yo Mama's So Hairy	Man Quiz -- Are You Trained?
Clinton's Protection	Oh My God!	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fight Song	Dr. Doctor
Government vs. Mafia	Yo mama's so stupid... Wu-tang	Clinton's Favorite Things	What Men Need Most
Yo Mama's So Fat... Grass	Black Sheep	Yo mama's...Stupid	Blonde...Passenger
New Version of Playboy	Legless Poodle