Yo mama's So Ugly

Yo' mama so ugly, a cop stopped her and asked if she had reported the accident!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	Oscar Meyer	What's Worse?	Stuck in the middle
New Rules For Employment	Sunday School	Using Computers for a Gratuitous Screw Reference	Clinton's Protection
Blonde and Clock	More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity	Three Drunk Men	Redneck Shopper
Did I do that?	You Work for the Government When:	Joke Written By and For Retards	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes
In All the Land	Blonde's Bridge	Marriage Made In Heaven	Yo mama's so fat... 90210
Blondes and Fun	Deep In The Fourth Quarter	Clinton's Lingerie	A lady walks into her doctors office ...
Little People have little...	Sleeping Blonde	Yo Mama's So Fat... Equator	Yo' Pops... Fat (what else?)
Bush Has a Short One	Sleep Now	Redneck... Rich	Walk the Walk
The Painter & Her Eyesight	60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy	Two Men and A Refrigerator	Yo mama's So Stupid
Jokes On You, Teacher	Little Johnny's Wish	Yo Mama So Dry	Cannibals
Blonde...Passenger	Divine Flatulence	Wanted: Dead Or Alive	Blonde's Air Conditioner
Texas Sphincters	Daddies Bond Over a Beer	The CIA had an opening for an assassin.	Yo mama's...Fat
How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?	Blonde's Don't Drink and Think