Two Sperm

Two sperm are walking down the street. How do you know which one is happy?

It's the one with egg on its face!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch	Computer Breasts	Bedside Confession	A man at a retirement home was walking ...
Big Tongue	Lightbulb...Californians	Yo Mama's So Fat... rolls	Yo Mama's So Dirty
George Bush is So Stupid...	A Brunette a red head and a blonde were in ...	Yo mama's so fat... strechmarks	Yo mama's So Old
Yo mama is FUGLY	That's tacky	Gary Condit's M.O.	Knock Knock... Sham
X-Miss	Yo mama so po'	She Is So Blonde... Taco Bell	Y2K Nostalgia
Clinton's Bookmarks	Dentata	Two Sperm	Bush BM
Yo Mama's So Fat... Steps On A Dollar	Yo mama's so stupid... Wu-tang	Yo mama's So Poor	Proverbs
Iraqi Law	The Great Crab Escape	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo Mama's So Fat... Got Lost
Yo mama just gets dumber...	Tire vs. Condoms	Goose & Lawyer	Yo mama's so fat... pictures
Para-shoot	A Scottish tourist at his first baseball game...	Star Trek	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Taco Bell
If Resumes Told the Truth	Greg Norman	Little Johnny Gives to the Sick	Scags Who Blew Bill
Birth Control	K-Marts in Afghanistan	The Birds and the Bees	How To Sell Lawnmowers
Occupy This	White, Slimy, & Horny