Bill Gates' Hard Drive

Did you hear that Bill Gates bought the world-wide rights to Viagra?

He's renaming it MICROHARD.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... Smaller	Coming to America	Exotic Male Dancer	Gay Irishmen
A Daring New Position	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's So Fat	Rosebud
Winnie the Pooh	Yo Mama's So Hairy	A Redneck Retaliation	Take It Like A Man, Baby
Yo mama's...Fat	Blondehole	Beer Translations	Seek and Ye Shall Find...
Blonde Riding Shotgun	A Daring New Position	Tasties in a Half Shell	The Businessman's Medical Problem
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Yo Mama Laundromat	Hiding In The Closet	Yo mama's so fat... leg
Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines	Yo mama's Teeth Are so Crooked...	Hot 'n' Heavy	How to Sell a Bible
Osama is Celebate	A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon	Obese Michigan Mammas	Beans & Onions: Delicious
Name That Animal, Kids	Big Tongue	Blonde Coffee Breaks	Ceramic Guys
Condit Arrest	Blonde vs. a Ritz Cracker	Winter Lovers	Reagan and Clinton
Beep Beep	Yo mama's...Hair	J.Lo and doorknobs	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong
Lawyer and Sperm	Yo mama's...Bus	Texas Talkin'	Wife's Work on the Sly
The Bill Clinton Sale	Yo Mama vs. Titanic