Michael Jackson and Casper

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Einsteinium	Current Administration	747	Goathead! Goathead!
The Last Southern Virgin	Megastore, Megasale	Yo mama's So Stupid	Fast Food
Take yo mama to work day	Girls Just Wanna Have Fun	What Did A Lawyer Name His ...	Gold Digger
Ancient Chinese Torture	Mommy, Mommy!	Reagan and Clinton	Jackass
Which Hole?	Wright, Right?	Yo mama's So Stupid	Can't Take You Anywhere
Yo mama's So Stupid	Bush and Cheney Lunch	You Know You're Old	Redneck Grocrey
Stuffing	Yo mama so fat...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	You Might Be A Redneck...Gas Pedal
Clear Blue Easy	Taxed Blonde	Innie Weenie	Blonde Test
Baby, I've Got A Question For You	10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player	Yo mama's So Hairy	Higher Larnin'
Three nuns die and go to heaven....	Blonde on the Run	Who's the Most Fun to Operate On?	Mouth Organ
Walk the Walk	Blondes in a Frying Pan	Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #3	Yo mama's...Ugly
Runny Noodle	Yo mama's so fat...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59	Catching Osama
I See You!	Yo Mama's Teeth...