Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole

You are stuck in a foxhole with a cobra, Saddam Hussein, a lawyer, and only two bullets in your gun. What do you do?

Shoot the lawyer twice.

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Doe a Deer	Good Girl...Bad Girl	Socks	Your teeth are so busted...
Monica's Deposition	I Don't Like My Brother	Let's Play War	The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer
Fire Truck	Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	Executive Decision	Go To The LMV
Blonde Braincells	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player	Doggy Style
The Vampire	Roadkill	Snowmen and Snowwomen	Runny Noodle
Yo Mama's So Greasy	Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter	The Redneck-Unabomber Connection	A setback in Iraqi-American relations
Blonde - Two Coats	Yo Mama's So Fat... CD Player	You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	Bush BM
Squirrel Kickin' Back	Small Things	Sex Math 101	Blonde Bummer
Viva Las Vegas	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	Jew Unit	Redneck Family Values
It's What's For Dinner	Out of T.P.	The Blonde Hostess	Yo mama's had more pricks than...
Yo mama's so dumb... hour	Rules For Work	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	The Wrinkled Nightgown
Getting Flowers	Pre-Paid Plan	Hillary Clinton's Crystal Ball	Yo mama's so old... antique shop
Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	The Seven Dwarfs