That's tacky

A pollock walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he sells condoms. We have some for 75 cents a peace. The man asks for two. The pharmacist calculates the total and says,
"That will be $1.58 with tax, sir."

The pollock says, "Oh, these come with tacks? I was wondering how you keep them on."

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