Bird it Through the Grapevine

Have you heard about the man who did it with a parakeet?

He contracted chirpes and the worst thing?

It was untweetable.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	Feel the Hot Burn of Shame!!!	Yo mama's So Fat	Backstroke Dolly
Three men were in a sauna...	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Exotic Male Dancer	Yo mama's so dumb... ribbed condom
Elephant...Cherry Tree	Houston Schoolin'	Blonde Valedictorian	Yo mama's So Fat
I Hit Two of My Best Balls	Punk 'n' Parrot	All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!	A blonde was working on a puzzle. After ten ...
The Witty Truck Driver	Be Careful With That Viagra	Playing Doctor	Paper Street
Taxed Blonde	What is LXIX?	What Are Politics?	Farmer and the Cow
Drunk Superhero	Scags Who Blew Bill	Jokes On You, Teacher	Famous People Say the Darndest Things
Infectious Fast Food	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bacon	Blonde and Pizza	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
Yo mama's...Ugly	Out of T.P.	Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59	What's Your Poison?
Bush is a Puppet?	Return the Dog	Cinderella Gets Some Ash	Yo mama's so stupid... Wu-tang
The Teacher's Gift	A Little Testy	Aliens Attack	You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera
BlondeMotorWorks	George W. Drowning	Crossdresser Funnies	White House Synonyms
Blonde & Cruise	Osama the Chicken