Dogs Take Their Licks

Why do dogs lick themselves?

Because they can.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Dubya 'n' Drugs	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...	Hired Help
Yo mama's so fat...	Okie Jokie	69	Elephant...Cherry Tree
Blonde and Dictionary	Tennis Balls	Drunken Man and Blonde	Bush Does a Favor
Southern Foreplay	Moms and Their Snooping	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	Yo Mama's So Poor... Bathroom
Bill Gates' Hard Drive	Rope a Dope	Stooooopid Mama	Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!
You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	Brunette Shopping	Yo mama's So Stupid	Get Your Feet Wet
Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove ...	The Jewish Vote	Squirrel Kickin' Back	Farmer Joe and his Mule
Yo Mama's So Stupid	What do puppies and gynecologists...	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Foul-Mouthed Hockey
Osama Mama	Terrifyingly Horrible Ghost Jokes	Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan	Man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 ...
Star Dreck	You're So Ugly	Flies in a Lightbulb	Top Ten Perks Of Being Saddam Hussein's Stepson
I'd Rather Have a Puppy	What's The Difference, Yo?	Clinton's Favorite Things	Pickles Mating With Deer, Mass Hysteria
You're A Redneck If...	Cook	Blonde at the Doctor's	Homeward Blonde
Magic Watch	Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker