Hail to the Moron

It's finally come out why George W. is pushing childhood literacy.

He wants America's children to be better off than he is.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha	Yo mama is so stupid...	Yo mama's So Ugly	What's That, Tampon?
Blonde Cell Death	A Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer?	The Wrinkled Nightgown	Closer to God
History Remembers Bill Clinton	Deernuts and Beernuts	Yo mama's so Nasty	Orgy at Never Neverland
Monks Made a Mistake	Mr. Macho	Your Parents Messed Up	Sharper Than a Ginsu
In the back woods of Arkansas...	Chalkboard Culprit	Don't Eat the Yellow Snow	Blonde, Santa, Pregnant Woman
Confucious...Baseball	Yo mama's so fat... hospital	Special Remedy	That's crazy
Jane's Addiction	Leggy Blonde	Yo Mama Laundromat	Yo mama's So Stupid
Smart Pills	Wavey Blonde	Paper Street	Move Over Little Johnny
Adam Talks All About Eve	Backwoods High Tech	Fascinating	Redneck Bubble Baths
Blonde Riding Shotgun	Blonde in Freezer	Scratchy Lottery	The Inherent Hilarity of Veneral Disease
How Many Union Guys Does It Take...	Extra-Large Condoms	Grandma's Birthday	Yo mama's so stupid... Wu-tang
Mommy, Mommy!	Blonde in a Snowstorm	You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It?	Yo mama so ugly...
In Arkansas They Got Grody Teeth	Some Supermodel Insight