||Guy walks into a restaurant. He sits down and this ugly waitress comes over. He then orders a hamburger with catsup and a hot dog. So five minutes later the waitress comes back with a plate with only a plain hamburger bun on it. So the man asks, Where's the burger?
Then the waitress lifts up her arm and pulls out a burger from her armpit and says, I was keeping it warm.
Disgusted he says, Please cancel my hotdog...