Hot Dog

Guy walks into a restaurant. He sits down and this ugly waitress comes over. He then orders a hamburger with catsup and a hot dog. So five minutes later the waitress comes back with a plate with only a plain hamburger bun on it. So the man asks, “Where's the burger?”

Then the waitress lifts up her arm and pulls out a burger from her armpit and says, “I was keeping it warm.”

Disgusted he says, “Please cancel my hotdog...”

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