Squirrel Kickin' Back

Q: Why did the squirrel lay on its stomach?

A: To keep its nuts warm.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's Teeth	Bombing Works	What Are Ya, Chicken?	Blonde's Salon
Doggy Style	Peanut In Your Ear	Adult Swim	Yo Mama's so fat... broke
Gary Condit's Lifeboat	Chilling with the Eskimo	Blonde in a Snowstorm	Yo mama's...Poor
Yo Mama's... Hairy	747 Full of Lawyers	Gold Digger	Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong
Yo mama's breath stink so bad...	Yo mama's So Fat... Pumps	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Penny	Yo mama's So Hairy
You Might Be A Redneck If...Six-Pack	Bishop And The Ass	Switch!	Mommy, mommy... circles
Monica At The UN	Yo mama's So Fat	It's A War-Like Country	Yo mama's so fat... shaves
Lawyer in a Tree	Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon	Bad Day Blondie	The Blonde and the Worm
Baby Mama	Yo mama's So Ugly	Blonde - Detectives	Yo Mama's So Fat... Cat's tail
Yo mama's...Stupid	Sign On The Brothel	Yo mama is so dumb...	Dubya, Cheney & Jumbo
Headache	What Men Need Most	Yo mama's...Easy	Swim Meet
Nouveau Riche Blonde	Dirty Knees	Yo mama's so stupid	Bad reception
Yo mama's So Flat	George W. Drowning