You Might Be A Redneck...Fingernail

You might be a redneck if you clean your fingernails with a stick!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Atlantic Coast and a Blonde	Yo momma so so fat!	Yo momma so stupid...	Redneck Family Values
Dubya 'n' Drugs	Clinton's Favorite Card Game	The Blonde and the Librarian	Who Let The Blondes Out?
Parakeet Cereal	Garden of Eden	People Really Said These Things In Court	Blonde in Grocery Store
Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	Special Remedy	Heffahump	Aliens Attack
Artificial Intelligence in a Bottle	The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers	Mama knows how to have fun	Blonde Test
A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...	Yo Mama's So Bald... Shower	Redneck Job Interview	Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines
The Skeleton	A man at a retirement home was walking ...	Two Sperm	Yo mama's So Fat
SF Pregnancy Rate	A woman wearing a strapless gown and ...	Mechanic's Lube	Yo mama's...fat
Optimistic Jack	Sobriety Test	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Mama mia, what's a honeymoon?
Tooth	Really Sick	Wizard of Oz	One day a hunter was walking...
Honeymoon	If You Were my Husband...	Captured Blonde	Government Tactics
It's What's For Dinner	Yo Mama's Psychic Friends	You are a Redneck...	Yo mama's so nasty...
Touchy Feely Cracky	Monkey Business