Clinton Abortion Bill

Whitehouse aide to Clinton: "What are we gonna do about the new abortion bill, Mr. President?"

Clinton's reply : "Shhhhh - just pay it."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom	You Might Be a Redneck if...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book	Yo mama's so Nasty
Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Yo mama is so stupid...	Black Sheep
Bush Does a Favor	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Taco Bell	Sex In Advertising	Yo mama's So Stupid
Top 10 Things Only Women Understand	Job Application	Yo mama's So Poor	Birdy
Yo Mama's So Fat... Both	Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker	Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives	First Cut is the Deepest
Yo mama's So Hairy	The President Sucks	Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	Yo mamma's so retarded...
Pete's Wicked Blonde Ale	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Blonde vs. Crime Rate	Paying the Price of Marriage
Louisiana Heritage	Why God Created Man	Deernuts and Beernuts	A woman wearing a strapless gown and ...
The Lawyer & The Dead Man	Arkansas Scholars	Lawyers vs. Vampires	Ladies First
Yo Mama's So Fat... drive	Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick, Broom!	Perfumed Blonde	None
You Might Be A Redneck...Crime Scene	A helping hand	Screwdrivin' Clinton	You Might Be A Redneck...Expert
A Few Good Men	Yo Mama's So Fat... Ocean	Redneck Christmas Shopping	I Don't Like My Brother
I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office	Ancient Chinese Torture