Blind Skydivers

Do you know why blind people don't skydive?

It scares the crap out of their seeing-eye-dogs.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...	Your Parents Messed Up	Yo Mama's So Fat... X-Files Tee	Adult Swim
Dirty Tricks	Yo Po' and Yo Bathroom Be Nasty	Yo mama's So Poor	Frosty, is that you?
The Businessman's Medical Problem	Helisoft	Yo Mama's So Fat... X-Files Tee	Condoms
Meat Department	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	Ed Zachery Disease	Caution: Condom Crossing
Goverment Wrestling Federation	Pinocchio and Raggedy Ann	The corporate ladder	Black Sheep
Joke by a Latent Homosexual	It's A War-Like Country	Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop	Yo mama's smile
Two Sperm	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's...Stupid	Clinton's DNA
Chair Man of the Board	Redneck Religiousity	Yo mama's So Poor	Don't Eat the Brown Ones
Horny Old Ladies	The Farmer's Daughters	Why God Created Man	Yo mama's So Stupid
What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...	How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?	Taxation	Legalese
Tiny Headed Man	Accident on the Golf Course	Why don't witches wear panties?	What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd...
Top Ten Perks Of Being Saddam Hussein's Stepson	Gloves: Joke circa 1890	Bus Stop Blondes	Yo mama's smile
Yo mama's So Fat	Extra! Extra! Motorola Buys Enron