Hot Tomato

Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Drunk Musicians	Hellacious	Yo mama's so fat... drive-in	Blonde...Passenger
Osama's Covered Wagon	You Might Be A Redneck If...Match	Executive Decision	Another Dumb Blonde
Montana Ghost Story	G-spot vs. a Golfball	The Dough Boyz	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Yo mama's...Fat	Redneck Teeth	Don't Step Out of the Car	Witchy Women
Fast Food	Stained	Lightbulb...Californians	A blonde goes into a music store and...
Dear Old Dad	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Chair Man of the Board	Erin Go Bra Shopping
You So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator	Blonde Car Hijinx!	Yo mama's So Fat
Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter	Pigskin Pro	Yo mama's...Door	The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers
Bush and Son	Yo mama's So Fat... Nickname	A Toast	Monica & The Rest Of Us
Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	Twelve Inch Pianist	She's So Blonde... Blood Test	Hot Enough For You?
Archeological Gag	That's a Woman's Job	Blondes and Fun	Yo mama's so poor ...
The Fish-Eating Competition	Yo mama just gets dumber...	You Might Be A Redneck If... Father	Big-Busted/Small-Busted Women
Gum	Yo mama's...Blue Bathing Suit