Men With No Arms or Legs

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob.

On the wall? Art.

On the floor? Matt.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

your mama's glasses......your mama's ...	Blonde...Sweet-n-Low	The Redneck-Unabomber Connection	Gary Condit's Bad Hair Days
Fishermen with Skills	Hot Air Balloon	Blonde With Braces	Door Hinge
I'm a Barbie Girl	Lawyer and Vulture	Squirrel Kickin' Back	Electric Nut
Lift Off	Can't Take You Anywhere	A blonde was working on a puzzle. After ten ...	Erin Go Bra Shopping
Line of Blondes	Keep It In Your Pants	The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits	Redneck Senior
Bear and Toilet	Yo mama's So Stupid	Paris Native	Priestly Duties
Virgins in Caves	Thermos and Blonde	32 Rednecks	Irish Cream
Grosser Than Gross Kiss	Puzzling	Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	Yummy Mama
You So Ugly	Texas Talkin'	Wallet and Genitals	Getting Old
Mechanic's Lube	You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...	Three nuns die and go to heaven....	There is this old couple and they have been ...
History Remembers Bill Clinton	Nutty Hunters	Gator Bite	Children and Cars
What Has 100 Teeth?	Yo mama's so fat...	Bush Has Feelings Too	Education in Arkansas
Don't Welsh On Me	Blonde Gets Job