Skunks and Lawyers

What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Eat Your Vegetables	Sheep Soup	Your teeth are so busted...	George and Laura Bush were on a private...
Blonde in a Library	3 Wishes	Para-shoot	Yo mama's So Ugly
How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi	Clinton after Coitus	Dr. Feelgood	Monica's First Look
Inventions	Grass Eater	Fifty-Dollar Bet	Penis Requests a Raise
Blonde in the Mirror	Blonde in Your Fridge	Yo mama's so fat... pictures	Yo Mama Laundromat
Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Lawyers Off Bridge...	Hi-Steppin' Mama	Redneck Hitchiker
Yo mama is so old, she knew...	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Helen Keller Joke	Yo mama's so fat...
Multi-Balls	Osama Mama	Yo Mama's So Fat... Got Lost	Soyburger vs dildo
Beer Translations	Obese Michigan Mammas	You mama's so stupid... tripped	Male Disorientation
Helisoft	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born	Prime Minister's Wife Makes a Faux Pas	Florida Orange Growers
Sex Before Communion	Wallet and Genitals	Hard Sleepin'	Yo Mama is Like a Stamp
Yo Mama's So Fat... Yellow Raincoat	Yo mama's So Ugly	Occupy This	Blonde at the Doctor's
Running for Office	Osama Mama