Cow with No Legs

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs.
A: Ground Beef!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Goathead! Goathead!	Blonde & Turtle	Women vs. Dog Poop	A Prayer Before Dying
What are you thinking about?	Blonde Multiple Orgasms	Yo mama's So Old	Bush and Cheney Lunch
That's crazy	Winnie the Pooh	Redneck Anthem	What's green and smells like ...
Little Voice	The Blind Man	Rules of Bedroom Golf	Yo mama's So Stupid
First Class	Yo Mama's House... Dusty	One hungry Bush...	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes
Play Dead	Yo mama's So Fat	Lepechaun at Augusta	Lawyers in Lust
Blonde Bummer	Redneck Hitchiker	Fishing for a Week	Yo Mama's So Fat... Steps On A Dollar
Yo mama's So Ugly	Grosser than gross.. underwear	Yo Mama's so fat... Liposuction	Mama mia, what's a honeymoon?
Blonde and Tracks	My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player	Balls and Old Ladies	Put It On Your Organ
Blonde, Santa, Pregnant Woman	Yo Mama's So Fat... Klumps	Chilled Crabs	You Might Be A Redneck If...Dishwasher
Lawyers 'n' Shingles	Dream on	Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59	Doctor's Orders
Go Fish	Dirty Swiss	Yo Mama vs. Titanic	Five Pounds of Fat
Yo mama's...Poor	Redneck Grandma