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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Poor	Confessional Etiquette	Christmas in West Virginia	25 Fun Pool Activities
Yo Mama's So Fat... Got Lost	Lawyer and Sperm	Bubba's Secret	Survivor for Alabamans
Troubled Man	A Prayer Before Dying	Yo mama's So Hairy	The Aging Explorer
Hillbilly Animal Etiquette	High Stakes	Horny Old Ladies	Can't Take You Anywhere
Clinton's Favorite Card Game	Yo mama's so fat...	Stuffing	Redneck Honeymoon
Yo Mama's So Fat... Moby	An Ugly Position	The Geography of Men and Women	Virgins in Caves
Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong	Blonde's Medical Exam	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	Father and Son
Mouth Organ	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee	100,000 Frenchman	Sleeping Blonde
Yo mama is so old, she knew...	Eternity	Yo mama's So Poor	Soy Toy
Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	Yo mama's So Small	Q & A...Shower	A sailor walked into a bar with a small ...
Get On The Bus	Upside Down Blonde	Right of Way	Ice Cream
Rejected Greeting Card -- Sorry	Free Sex with Fill Up	Redneck Parkin' Lot	Why'd The Redneck?
Yo mama so ugly...	A GUT-WRENCHING FART STORY