Yo mama's...Fat

Yo Mama is so fat, that when she went skydiving there was a sudden eclipse.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Socks	Yo mama's so fat... drive-in	Dick Cheney and the Bushes	You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It?
Lawyer and Vulture	Comfortable	The Blonde And The E-mail	BlondeMotorWorks
Kiss Me I'm Blonde	Sharper Than a Ginsu	Yo Mama's So Poor	Blonde Brought Gun to Wedding
High Stakes	Blond Father	Shriveled Lovin'	Waitron Blonde
The Witty Truck Driver	69	You Might Be A Redneck...Gas Pedal	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application
Professor of Logic	Chilled Crabs	Mechanical Sex	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...
Scags Who Blew Bill	Condom Size Tester	Thermos and Blonde	Yo mama's...Bus
Yo mama's So Stupid	You Might Be A Redneck If... Star Spangled	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Rhyming Riddles Are The Best
That's A Buncha Bull	Take a Lawyer to the Beach!	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast
Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law	Blondes in a Box	Mom's Sponge	Lawyer and Sperm
Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application	Yo mama's...Blue Bathing Suit	Blonde's Computer Freeze	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Lawyer or Ass?	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born	Old Ladies and The Flasher	Yo Mama's So Fat... VCR
Clinton's DNA	Inventions