The Businessman's Lucky Seat

    A businessman boards a flight and is
lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos
and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and
she replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies
that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest
average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?" He coolly replies,
"Tonto Kowalski, nice to meet you."

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