Why did the blonde go up on top...

Why did the blonde go up on top of the bar?

Because the bartender said the drinks were on the house!!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Three Stupid Wives	Punk 'n' Parrot	You Might Be A Redneck...Shotgun	Redneck Pants
Carpet	Bush BM	Yo Mama's So Fat... Blood Type	George and Laura Bush were on a private...
Politically Speaking	Bathtub Anxieties	National Bird	You Might Be A Redneck...Truck
Blind Bunny, Meet Blind Snake	Urinalotta Trouble	Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter	Jingle Balls
Blonde Bicycle	Thank You For Flying With Us	Essential Army Stealth Equipment	Blonde and Prawn
Runny Noodle	Doctor Demented	Redneck College Grad	Yo mama's...Stupid
Five Minutes to Midnight	Backstroke Dolly	In school one day, the teacher decided that ...	Yo mama's So Flat
Soapy Sales	Take It Like A Man, Baby	Blonde and License Plates	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bus
A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo Mama's So Dumb...	Finder's keepers
Foul-Mouthed Hockey	Get Your Feet Wet	Proverbs	The Blonde and the Blinker
Getting Weighed	Burger King	Yo Mama and Yo Daddy	Liberal Jokes
Dirty Knees	Daddy, What Is Sex?	Why ENGLISH is so Hard to Learn	What's The Difference, Yo?
Yo mama's So Flat	Go Fish