Obese Michigan Mammas

How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator?

Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Tiff With Riley	Yo Mama's So Poor	Clear Blue Easy	Like Father Like Son
Frosty, is that you?	Monks Made a Mistake	Blondes in a Box	The Blond Date
From Cradle to Ladle	Indecent Exposure	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's so ugly... smiles
Upholding the Cloth	Yo Mama's So Fat... doctor's office	Old People And Nastiness	Executive Rimmin'
Little Johnny's Halloween	Florida Orange Growers	Daddies Bond Over a Beer	Innie Weenie
Lawyers on the Beach	How Smart is Zach?	What is red and green?	Christmas In Heaven
Joystick (Ya Get It?)	Blonde with Chickens	Catching Osama	Confucius...Sausage
Return the Dog	Gay Church	Screwdrivin' Clinton	You Might Be A Redneck...Expert
The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	Fortune 500	Halle Berry Bares All	Bush got a coded message from Saddam
Spermally Speaking	Rooster Prozac	Bad Dog, Put Fluffy Back	Yo mama's...Stupid
Tasties in a Half Shell	Bed Football	Crossdresser Funnies	Christmas Cookie Dough
Hole in One	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	Blonde at the Appliance Store	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Cliff
Taliban Tank Trix	Viagra + Eyedrops = ?