Flour Patch

Yo mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Streakers and Strokers	Sex-Obsessed Blonde	Yo mama's so fat...	What Are Politics?
Dubya 'n' Drugs	Bang! I'm Blonde!	Bigfoot and Blonde	Military Service
Gorilla Control	Yo Mama's Halloween	Vetoed Valentine Promotions	Broom Factory
Pa Won't Like It	All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!	Redneck Ghost Story	Leper Stew
Genie and the Taliban	President Hillary	Lyin' Lawyer Laffs	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti
Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde Looking for a Job	What do u do if a blond...	Bush and Son
Redneck and Bugs	Signs That The Vice President Has a Bad Heart	How To Get A Raise	Yo mama's So Poor
Fishing For a Sale	FLAT BLONDE	Get Your Feet Wet	Proverbs
Rhyming Riddles Are The Best	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Sliding Doors	Hard Drive
Yo mama so dirty...	People Really Said These Things In Court	Yo mama's So Fat	Heavenly Reward
Top Ten: Saddam Hussein's Romantic Tips	You might be a redneck if your daddy...	Yo mama's so nasty...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Swim
Yo mama's So Fat	Peckers	Big Tongue	Blonde in a Round Room
Yo mama's So Stupid	10