Burger King

Q: How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

A: Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bra & Hat	Hungry Mama	Yo Mama's So Fat... Waterbed	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Blonde vs. Ratings System	Yo mama's So Old	Bad Drivers	Yo mama is so fat she sells shade in the ...
Yo mama's So Ugly	Perfect Penis	You Might Be A Redneck	Osama Bin Lighted
Lift Off	Lawyer vs. Snake	Monks Made a Mistake	Snowmen and Snowwomen
Donkey and Onion	Microsoft in Detroit?	After the Honeymoon...	The Golden Fiddle
Bulimic Bachelor Party	Beer Consumption	Pleasure vs. Disgrace	Chilled Crabs
The Redneck's Milk	Yo mama's...Forklift	Redneck Disaster	A man at a retirement home was walking ...
Yo mama's so fat... door	Lipstick Or...?	Three Stupid Wives	Yo mama's so hairy...
Yo Mama is Like a Stamp	Minor differences	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Osama Mama
Bad Lawyer	Blonde Nurse	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Y'might Be A Redneck
Soccer Blonde	Tasty, tasty fat!	Call Me Back	Blonde Fish Killer
Elephant...Cherry Tree	Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	Yo mama is so dumb...	Your teeth are so busted...
Dentist	Yo mama's So Fat...Sidewalk