Blonde Boobies

Why don't blondes like to breastfeed their babies?

It hurts to boil their nipples!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... Smaller	Brace yourself	Bill Gates' Hard Drive	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes
Jew Unit	Four Worms and a Funeral	You Might Be A Redneck	Blonde Loses Sweet Job
The Blonde and the Worm	Blonde Loses Sweet Job	Designated drunkard	Night Of The Living Dead
Blonde's Favorite Ten Years	Blonde Horse Sense	Jedi Nights	Zip It. Zip It Good.
Pitching a Tent	Hobo vs. Homo	Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo mama's So Poor
Gary Condit's M.O.	Watch and Learn	Yo Mama's So Fat... Buffet	What Do I Look Like?
Scooby Doo	Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong	Mountain Bike	A very successful lawyer parked his...
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's So Short... Run	Railroad Redneck	The Three Basketball Players On The Roof
The Farmer's Daughters	The Blonde's Roadside Emergency	Farmer Joe and his Mule	Gold Digger
Monica's New Boyfriend	Southern Values	Paraplegic	Para-shoot
The Tale Of The Three Holes	Trucks and Babies	Sign On The Brothel	Houston Schoolin'
Yo mama's so fat... runs	Prune Pizza	Yo mama's So Stupid	Okie Jokie
Birth Control	Smile