Redneck Anthem

You know you're a redneck if you think the last four words of the national anthem are:

"Gentlemen, start your engines!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What, No Golden Goose?	Blonde Crossing	Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch	A Definite Definition
Optimistic Jack	You Might Be A Redneck If... Family	Farmer and the Cow	Deernuts and Beernuts
Lawyer-Client Relations	Blonde Trapped on an Isand	Yo mama's So Stupid	Redneck Death
Redneck Grocrey	40 Things Never Said By Southerners	Keep Gabby Reece Away	Little Leprechaun?
Yo mama's so Nasty	Blonde Hits the Ground Last	Yo mama's So Fat... born	Yo mama's...Stupid
In Arkansas They Got Grody Teeth	Helisoft	A Natural Blind	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior
Attack of the American Women	Three Hellos	Virgins in Caves	Railroad Redneck
Circumcisional Evidence	Yo Mama's So Fat... Snowshoes	You Might Be A Redneck	You So Ugly
Gay Church	Yo mama's So Fat...Sidewalk	Yo mama's...Blue Bathing Suit	Chicken Crossfire
You Might Be A Redneck	Late AGAIN	Studious Redneck	Osama = Crabs?
Redneck Driver's License Application	Priests and Christmas Trees	Seek and Ye Shall Find...	Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Yo Mama's So Fat... can't	Blonde and a Brunette on a Cliff	Yo mama's...Stupid	Blonde Skydiver
Yo mama's...Stupid	Pulling His Cheney