Yo Mama's so fat... quarter

Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter
she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck...Shotgun	Christmas Carol Parrot	If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers	25 Fun Pool Activities
Yo Mama's So Fat... National Weather Agency	Attention-Seeking Redneck	Snow Off-White	Microsoft in Detroit?
Chuckie Cheese Please	The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	Two Sperm	Chicken and egg are lying in...
Osama is Celebate	Yo mama's...Fat	Darn Crazy Kids	Yo mama's So Stupid
Baby Talk	NASCAR	Lesbians in a Canoe	Yo mama's...Fat
Blonde Nurse	You So Stupid	Greg Norman	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual
Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	Shrinking, Red Narcissist	A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...	Fortune 500
Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Stooooopid Mama	Yo mama's so poor ...	Yo Mama's So Old
Yo Mama's So Fat... Shocks	Mechanical Sex	Horse Tears	Yo mama's So Poor
Fat Woman	Fortune 500	Yo mama's...Stupid	Dictaphone
Important Question	The Blonde's Roadside Emergency	Blonde Shower	Bill Of No Rights
Government vs. Mafia	Life Saver	The Dirty Wife	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes
I Can't Drive 69	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...