Redneck Soccer

You know your a redneck if you're playing soccer and you say ''I hit my two best balls today... with a rake.''

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde's Bad Day	Things Found Only In America	What do you call 88 rednecks...	Yo mama's so poor...
A blond decides she wants to go ice fishing. ...	More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity	Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies	Dikfer
Yo mama's so fat...	Yo Mama's So Poor	Mr. Macho	Sneezy
Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss	Blonde Lightning Storm	Monks Made a Mistake	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born
Land Of Milk And Honey	Yum!	Cows In Government	Blonde's Favorite Group
Closer to God	Did I do that?	Redneck Teeth	Lesbians in a Canoe
Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong	The Blonde and the Jumper	Yo mama's So Stinky	Alabama Farmer
Y'Might Be A Redneck	Glories of old age II	Donkey Compliment	Chores on the Farm
Goodyear Rubber	You Might Be A Redneck	Don't Eat the Brown Ones	10 Signs That A Kid Is A Nerd
Thermos and Blonde	Joystick (Ya Get It?)	Racists and Lightbulbs	Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player
Gold Digger	George Dubya on a Sinking Ship	Pay-Per-Blonde	Yo Mama's Teeth
Redneck Computer Lingo	The Gynecologist's Glasses	You Might Be A Redneck...Rat Trap	Gloves: Joke circa 1890
Yo mama's So Fat	Barbie and Britney